Congratulations, you’ve found the instructions for playing the hidden track on your Taddle Creek Disc of Laser-Light Reflected Sound, released with the magazine's Christmas, 2000, issue.

1. Place your Taddle Creek CD in your CD player and press the Play button. (The hidden track will not work on computer CD players.)

2. Once the CD begins, hold down the second-by-second Rewind button (not to be confused with the track-by-track Rewind button). The counter on your CD player should start to move into negative numbers.

3. Release the Rewind button at -4:42. If you go further, the counter will loop back to zero and you’ll have to start over.

4. Upon release, the hidden track will play. When the counter reaches zero, the CD will continue at track 1.

Your hidden track is titled “No One Fucks with Goon Ramerez,” a recording by Fembots [1], featuring Ron Hawkins on vocals. The song was written by Brian Poirier, Dave MacKinnon, and Ron Hawkins, and is taken from the independent Fembots release Mucho Cuidado. The song was produced by Fembots and mastered by Tim Branton at the Magic Porch. It is © 1999 by Fembots/Socan. Enjoy.