Furnace Coat

on the forty-second floor
the comptroller
sits with
a blowtorch
melting windows &
invitations to
the office party

on his desk
a memo from the boss:

my life is
a single burning
ice cube
dropped into punch

splashes my little yard of space-time

ashes
over my asbestos body

I have lungs like
desert islands
on one of them
a guy in an inner tube
praying to be saved

on the other
another guy in an inner tube
praying to the first

don’t ask
which is which

on the soundtrack
I am singing

here
let me light
your birthday candles
I have matches

oh look!
here’s my life
their little cover says,
YOU TOO CAN GO TO COLLEGE
but of course I can’t
because
I just went

I was an ant farm
a pickle trainer
a philosophy of clowning auditor

my résumé
a maraschino cherry that
fits on my nose
is covered by ants

breathe
the instructors say
sit in class and
breathe

smoke fills the room
I am here
I think

I will have a life
close to the floor

—GARY BARWIN

(Originally published, Christmas, 2006.)

The famous Taddle Creek end note

Author Bio

Gary Barwin lives in Hamilton, Ontario, with vague yet colourful delusions about Toronto. He is a writer, composer, and performer. His books of poetry, fiction, and writing for children include Frogments from the Frag Pool (Mercury, 2005), Doctor Weep and Other Strange Teeth (Mercury, 2004) and Raising Eyebrows (Coach House, 2001). He has contributed to the magazine since 2001. (Last updated summer, 2008.)