Eric’s Top Ten Reasons for Changing His E-mail Address

1. I now have beautiful curly hair.
2. I have lost 22.5 pounds in three weeks.
3. I look and feel great in time for summer.
4. I am currently retaining top-notch attorneys for pennies a day.
5. I have been granted several Ph.D.s by prestigious educational
     institutions, based on life experience.
6. I am on track to instantly win cool prizes from Hat World.
7. I have recently had seventy-two hours of unlimited psychic advice 
     (and I am a little tired).
8. I have received my complimentary three-pound bag of M&M’s.
9. Now that my breasts are bigger, men are noticing, and bathing suits
     fit me the way I want them to.
10. I get too much spam sent to squair@interlog.com.