and finally a reason to go back to talking about journalism

Submitted by Kasey Coholan on Thu, 2010-05-13 20:27.

Ahem, you must first read this, 5 Things You Should Know About Dating A Journalist.

And now for my thoughts.

Thought 1: This is going to be hilarious.

Thought 2: This douche bag is a total cocky-ass face.

Thought 3: What a condescending bastard.

Thought 4: I do know a lot of people that fit this profile, does that mean I hang out with douchey, cock-ass-face condescending bastards?

Thought 5: No, no I don't, well maybe one or two.

Thought 6: No wonder this slap chop is single.

What the what was this guy thinking when he wrote this?  The best part about this post is the comment left by Lunza, 'What do copy editors use for birth control? They're personalities.' Oh shiza! But for real, I actually love the meticulous nature of copy editors and I have yet to meet one that actually corrects people when they are speaking, they save it for the page, as they should.

I must now thank Tom Chambers for this invigorating mid-afternoon rile-up. Thank you, you ass-face.

 

This guy is obviously naive,

This guy is obviously naive, about romance and journalism. And since he'd be happy publishing on A4, I think his time in the reporting trenches is as limited as his wit.

You're very welcome.

You're very welcome.

I think that dude has been

I think that dude has been dating too many weak ass women/ blondes who he met in starbucks, because any self respecting educated writer/academic/non blonde woman i know would tell him to shove his self righteous pen up his most likely waif like ass.

Ms. Coholan, Tell me this man lives in toronto so i can slap him in his face in person - i rarely read things that ignite my 'black woman scorned' stereotype, but this dude is unreal.

un.freakin.real.

disclaimer: i don't hate blondes as much as this would imply,i take them on a case by case basis. however, let it be known i have under ten friends who are actually blondes. i dont believe this to be coincidental.

also, i heart this blog.

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